Its 1.30 AM and i was just wondering wht it wud be to go to school to become a comedian....they teach you how to make people laugh!!
Home work wud be something like "Ok children your home work for today, write 3 jokes about ur teacher and tell them to 3 people and make them laugh!!".
Imagine how the teachers wud shout at the kids in class..
"Hey quit being serious..stand up on the bench and laugh!!".
Some angry comments from the teachers would be like:
"u there..stand outside the class and be funny...."
"I don't know when u kids will get funny in your life...If you don't be funny i promise you u r not gonna prosper..."
In such schools, kids will die to be nerds...they wud be talking amongst themselves...Hey look at John..he is a nerd man...awesome..he gets all the girls!!! look at us.. we are just funny man..the girls don't like funny kids.
The grades will b like Funniest, Funnier, Funny, U SUCK!
Pick up lines for a guy to say to a girl wud be..." Hey babe..u shud go out with me sometime..no one laughs at my jokes...i'm kewl"
Girls wud go " hey he is soooo serious, u look at him ...u wud wanna kill yourself..how cute!!!"
Just imagine how the tests wud be like... the question categories wud b like..
Make funny sentences of your own:
write a one line joke:
Correct the following sentences and make them funnier!
Arrange the following in chronological order to make a joke!
Say joke or not ( in line with say true or false):
If you probably stand outside the teachers room listening to her grading the papers...this is wht u will hear...hehehehehehaaaaawhoooooooo..whoo whoowhoooooheeeheeeeheeee...haahaaaaaaaa
And finally your Diploma will read....This is to certify that Mr Jack has undergone all the required courses to be funny and so he is entitled to be called a JOKER!
Wht would be the names of such schools???
Well....i dunno ..feeling too sleepy to come up with the name .....i think i shud just go to sleep!!
