Jar of pickles - An Identity crisis?

This is an outcome of an interesting discussion we had during breakfast today and i wanted to write about it. This concept may sound dumd or probably is dumb but what the hell we just had a laugh !!

Vikram (named changed not to disclose identity - No Pun intended!) thinks he is a mango but little realises that he is not a mango but actually a pickle. He is cut and stewed in all the 'masala'. He thinks he is out of the world but does not realise that he actually lives in a jar - A jar of mixed vegetables to be precise. He gets to meet different Vegetables in the jar like Senthil the lemon(again name changed to hide identity and no Pun intended) for instance, he says "Good Morning Mr Lemon!" and the Lemon says "Hello Mr Mango". they have a conversation together. Sometimes Lemon corrects Mr Mango's grammar too.Mr Lemon and Mr Mango go arond the jar with the help of Sreeni the Tomato (named changed not to disclose identity and no Pun intended again). The sad part is that spoon has landed on Mr Tomato and he will be taken out of the jar very soon and consumed! Everybody will miss Mr.Tomato. They all have fun but what they do not realise that they are not actually Mr.Mango,Mr Lemon or Mr Tomato. They used to be Mango ,Lemon and Tomato at one point in time when they were young. The life and their surroundings have pickled them so much that they stand here today with a confused identity! Mr Mango, Mr Lemon and Mr Tomato have an opinion about their lives. They think their lives are in a soup. Why does not someone tell them "No Dammit!! You are in a jar of Pickles"

My point is everyone is so confused about their identities today. Well, most of us are. We are not what we think we are or what others think we are. Then what are we?? Who are we?? What are we doing in somebody else's scheme of things?? Why are we such a Pickle?? can we say we still the Mango,Lemon or Tomatoes we used to be ?? - A thought to ponder over.

Okay time for me to leave the jar of Insanity for a while. But dont forget to think about the JAR.

The Fun School

Its 1.30 AM and i was just wondering wht it wud be to go to school to become a comedian....they teach you how to make people laugh!!

Home work wud be something like "Ok children your home work for today, write 3 jokes about ur teacher and tell them to 3 people and make them laugh!!".

Imagine how the teachers wud shout at the kids in class..
"Hey quit being serious..stand up on the bench and laugh!!".
Some angry comments from the teachers would be like:
"u there..stand outside the class and be funny...."
"I don't know when u kids will get funny in your life...If you don't be funny i promise you u r not gonna prosper..."

In such schools, kids will die to be nerds...they wud be talking amongst themselves...Hey look at John..he is a nerd man...awesome..he gets all the girls!!! look at us.. we are just funny man..the girls don't like funny kids.
The grades will b like Funniest, Funnier, Funny, U SUCK!
Pick up lines for a guy to say to a girl wud be..." Hey babe..u shud go out with me sometime..no one laughs at my jokes...i'm kewl"
Girls wud go " hey he is soooo serious, u look at him ...u wud wanna kill yourself..how cute!!!"
Just imagine how the tests wud be like... the question categories wud b like..
Make funny sentences of your own:
write a one line joke:
Correct the following sentences and make them funnier!
Arrange the following in chronological order to make a joke!
Say joke or not ( in line with say true or false):

If you probably stand outside the teachers room listening to her grading the papers...this is wht u will hear...hehehehehehaaaaawhoooooooo..whoo whoowhoooooheeeheeeeheeee...haahaaaaaaaa

And finally your Diploma will read....This is to certify that Mr Jack has undergone all the required courses to be funny and so he is entitled to be called a JOKER!

Wht would be the names of such schools???
Well....i dunno ..feeling too sleepy to come up with the name .....i think i shud just go to sleep!!